Logic

In a Nursery School Canteen...

There's a basket of apples with a notice written over it :

"Do not take more than one, God is watching"

On the other counter there's a box of chocolates,

A small child went & wrote on it.

"Take as many as U want, God is busy watching the apples"...

NEVER ACT SMART WITH Today's Generation..!.! 😜😜

 

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KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad...? 

DAD : – Every time you make me unhappy , one of my hair turns white…

KID :- Now understand why grandpa’s hairs are all white…

 Moral :- Don’t be over smart...

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Child : Mummy why Gandhi has no hair on his head...?

Mummy : Because he speak only truth...

Child : Now I understud why ladies have long hair...

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Now Ultimate 😜😜😜

Teacher: How old is your father?

Kid: He is 6 years.

Teacher: What? How is this possible?

Kid: He became father only when I was born.

Logic!!😳

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Barber and the Minister

😅While cutting hair, the official Barber asked Minister 

‘’What’s this Swiss Bank issue?”

Minister shouted, 

“R u cutting hair or conducting an inquiry?”

Barber: Sorry Sir, I just asked.

Next day, while cutting hair, he asked Top Minister:

“Sir, what’s this Black money issue?’’

Minister shouted, ‘’Why did u ask me this question?’’

Barber: ‘’Sorry Sir, just asked u’’

Next day, CBI interrogated the Barber, 

‘’Are u an agent of Pak?’’

Barber: No Sir.

CBI: R u an agent of  Anna Hazare ?

Barber: No Sir.

CBI: 

Then, while cutting the hair, why did u ask these VIP's about Swiss Bank & 

Black money issues?

Barber: 

Sir, I do not know why, but when I ask about Swiss Bank or Black money, their hairs stand up straight; & that helps me to cut hair easily; that’s why I keep asking.😛